The Super Strikers
Get Stuck In.
The Squad.
Jake Mannix
A bright and shinning star in the sky is no comparison to Jacob Mannix of Longmeadow. The local preseason team, Longmeadow Varsity Soccer, lent Mannix to Oakwood where he played as an attacking left back, similar in style to John Croll. Mannix holds all of the top 10 fastest goal records in the Indoor League. All of which he got in 10 strait games. Mannix is the keystone of The Super Strikersand expects too break the 50 goals in a season mark this year.
Gordon Walker
On loan from AS ROMA, the Italian is excited to show Americans how its done. His pivotal goal against Ludlow in the 2014 preseason with Longmeadow is a goal that will be remebered for decades as it gave Longmeadow their first win vs. Ludlow in, lets just say, a LONG time. His skill and IQ will be a great contribution to the team.
John Croll
IIn an age of flashy colors and narcissistic "young bloods", Croll ironically stands out by flying under the radar. With his number 18 jersey and all black boots, not only does he carry the soul of his hero Brad Miller, but also the the hopes and dreams of millions. His laid back style spawns an undeniable swagger mathed by none. More of a defensive midfielder, Croll likes the feeling of getting stuck in on some poor smuck. However, if you find yourself feeling comfortably sure that Croll will pass the ball, check between your legs.
George Mannix
Otherwise know as Meg Machine, this leg splitting phenom will put more balls through your legs than Johnny Sins. Expected 100+ megs this year. Mini Mannix recieved a surplus of offers from oversea clubs such as Barcelona, Manchester United, and Liverpool, but wisley turned it down to contribute to something much, much larger.
Emmett Wint
After going off the map for a couple years, Wint returns with vengance. His last appearance was with the failed club, The Blisters. Cooling his head for a couple seasons may not have settled him down enough. He's angry. He's Ready. He's going to fucking tear shit up. His saucey handles will claim numerous victims this year. This quick pickup looks like it'll work out for the Strikers as Wint rejoins some of his old teamates.
Zach Johns
Another Omlette transferee, Johns looks forward to bringing his talents to the palace. The strikers are excited to aquire another role player who excels in the backfield. His defencive qualities put him among some of Longmeadow High School's Greatest defensive backs of all time, including; Ian Maynard, Brad Miller, David "Ruffles", and the most renouned of them, Nick Burns. Johns's lightning fast reactions have also earned him a spot as a backup backup keeper, where he has never played before. He neither sees this as a challenge nor a set back in his career because he goes "hard in the mother fucking paint, (Explicit)". He uses the image of burns as motivation, drinks milk out of the container, and dares to Zach Johns.
Darby O'Connor
A seasoned vet, O'Connor looks to "sause the fuck" out of everyone and anyone who crosses his path. His infamous double meg in the 2013 summer league put some poor player on the other side of the map. To this day that player has not been found. Darb's recognizable precision bananna kick is used both on and off the cube. Those who cross the threshold of his kitchen (not many are allowed access) will find bountiful game time snacks. It is said that Darb regenerates his powers through the forces found within triple double oreos. O'Connor is the heart and soul of this squad and will be dearly missed when he moves to UMass in the spring.
Dylan Helmus
While the Strikers are known for their skill up front, they have a weapon out of the backfield and its name is El Guapo. This fierce, hardnosed fucker will mess you up if you get in his way and just when you dont expect it he'll cross your ankles up and leave you with a twitted jumble of legs on the floor. Be wary. "Beep Beep." What was that? Check the rear view mirror. A car? A bus? An 18 wheeler? Worse. It's El Guapo. And he's pissed. Better start running now if you want to spare your skull.
Chris Thomas
A rival in the area, Thomas has been accepted onto the squad because of undeniably smooth ball control. Give this man the ball and good things will happen. Clearly this sot of thing runs in his family as he is the cousin of seasoned vet Darby O'Connor. Can't wait to see this kid slice and dice opponents.
Nick Mauer
Oops, Maurer. His name may not be spelled the way it sounds, but he sure can tickle the twine. Maurer found his niche this year up top scoring goals for Longmeadow, but the Omlete transferee has some things to prove this season. Maurer got fired up after a mispelling of his name on his team jacket. He wants people to know his name now. He's got some business to take care of.
Ian Manard
There are few in this cruel world who have tasted the sweet tempting nectar of pure supremacy. Maynard drinks of this nectar by the gallons. He claims titles in the likes of FIFA, Indoor Track, LHS Varsity Soccer, bitches, fishing, dog training, karate training, nija training, tower scaling, meditation, FIFA, ultra-marathons, Mario Super Strikers, Game Cube, FIFA, lion taming, FIFA, bear wrestling, matching-sock finding, pie eating, thumb wars, FIFA, and so much more. The 2012 appocylpse was mistaken for the destructive Mario Kart duo he carried with his teamate O'Connor. His dedication to the team and to the game is looked up by all football fans. He has seen it all, from the founding of Celtic (Original Super Strikers), to the founding of tennis courts league, he has been there at the earliest stages. His famous ball sack is enormous, capable of fitting 20 soccer balls into it. He rolls around in two of the most recognised cars in the nation, The Red Rocket and the Lancer. Maynard wipes inferior scum of his metaphorical windshields without even using his metaphorical washer fluid; that savage. Maynard likes to take long baths in the pain that he brings his victims when he megs them. He returns from his deep slumber this season to taste the blood of English men and recalim the golden goose egg as his own. In the few games he will be able attend (he travels from a far away land, UCONN, by camelback), he expects nothing less than absolute destruction.
Ryan Cove
The third of the Omlette transferees but certainly not the least; Cove is a hard working, hustle maniac who doesn't know what the definition of slow down is. He could care less about your ladylike problems. He's got business to take care of. You better hope the oven is pre heated because someones about to get cooked. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Fuck off, hows that sound. However, he does have another side of him that is rarely seen. He loves long strolls on the...flat bed of nails. He doesn't have another side you idiot. This dude is for real. Dont mess around with him.