NEWS & UPDATES

An ode to the champions.

I would like to reveal my deepest feelings for our beloved super strikers that contiued their path to greatness in the form of a lancer....

Fuck. George looks up at 6'4'' Kenan from Team Bosnia. George procedes to post up Kenan at the top of the 18. Kenan gladly takes on the...

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The average sperm size of a human is about .002 inches. The average sperm size of a fruit fly? 2.2 inches. In a world where confusion...

World leaders and researches across the globe are collaborating to find the right combination of words to describe just how fucking good...

According to ESPN, the Strikers have just agreed to terms for a 1 year €500 million contract with former Longmeadow Varsity manager and...

An unnamed source confirmed Sunday morning that the team is worried about John Croll's bowel movements during the season. In a tigh game...

A sweet smell of victory passed through the Strikers' Club House last friday as star midfielder for the USA WNT accepted their invitation...

Travers made it into the SportsCenter top 10 saves of the decade after his preformance last week against Cathedral. He's clearly proven...

League Official crack down on violence in the League after Multiple fights break out, including the bitch punch thrown at Darby O'Connor...