Undefeated: A season in review.

The average sperm size of a human is about .002 inches. The average sperm size of a fruit fly? 2.2 inches.

In a world where confusion rules the minds of many, one thing still stands clear; The Super Strikers are the best indoor team in the world. After an astonishing season, The Strikers look forward to raising yet another banner.

In 7 games the Strikers were able to net 76 goals for. Although they were disappointed that they did not reach the century mark, they were pleased with leading the league in a goal differential of 52. Jake Mannix was only able to shelf half of his personal goal (50). A disappointing 25 goals in 7 games indead. However, Mannix's lack of scoring ability was backed up by the incredible team defence. Full-time defenders Zach Johns and Dylan Helmus fucked up everyone who fiddled with their mortar. George Mannix should be in theater because of his sensational acting, drawing countless fouls on both sides of the ball. Cove had no problem getting stuck in so deep that he was down to his waist in glory. CJ made kids eat turf countless times. O'connor and Croll are now O'Brick and Wall shuting out every team they faced... in oven mitts. Yet again the Strikers were able to define the meaning of Get Stuck In.

Just recently, Queen unveiled a new hit song called "We are the champions" in honor of the strikers, and nations across the world come together to celebrate The Strikers incredible journey of dominance.

The Turritopsis nutricula is a species of jellyfish with a claim to immortality. It is renowned for its ability to continually revert back into the immature polyp stage after reaching sexual maturity. It accomplishes this through a process called ‘transdifferentiation’, which is essentially the ability to transform one type of specialized cell into a completely new one. During this process, the medusa physically regresses back into the beginnings of a polyp colony, absorbs its own tentacles and bell, then settles on the sea floor and once again starts growing to maturity – just think of it as turning back into a baby after becoming an adult.

Turritopsis nutricula can essentially do this forever – making it the second known creature that is biologically immortal next to the Super Strikers.

The Strikers will forever be remebered as a hard fighting, technical, classy, sportsmanlike team. One that lives off the satisfaction of getting stuck in or eating a shot to save a goal. Nothing fires up a Super Striker more than taking one in the sack to help the team.

Much like the Turritopsis nutricula, The Strikers will physically regress back into their beginnings for a while. This will not be the end of the Strikers however; they are immortal. Its not ogre...

Related: Maurer played in games. Did okay.